this mess has been up here for over a year and while everyone understood it was a parody and making fun of various fanfiction cliches, it is also meant to be satirical.
The satire is that it makes fun of many of the racist stereotypes casually featured in Hetalia fanfiction on this site that weren't used in jest. The exaggeration is meant to show how ridiculous they are all while poking fun at the 'crazy fangirl' and 'Mary Sue' tropes that are also rampant in fan fiction.
I wrote this at a time where many Hetalia fics featuring racially stereotypical, cliche and just all around lazy writing were gaining much favoritism and popularity as a means to call attention to the massive amounts of bad writing and make people rethink their literary choices and writing styles.
I probably didn't get that idea across well enough but at least I provided laughs.